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That guy is sure loving the view from down there…

This has always been one of my favorite photos…
Does anybody know who he is?

I haven’t written a BearFic in a long while (lol, I can hear a collective “Thank God!”), but this video and photo set of Boston Red Sox’s David “Big Papi” Ortiz and Manny Ramirez creates this beautiful story for themselves…

Nobody gets into my home base, except for my Manny. Nobody.

Dammit, Manny, not here and control yourself!

Sorry, Big Papi, I just can’t help it…

LFBears from YouTube has posted this one and only best scene to the sequel of The Talented Mr. Ripley (one of the best character-driven thrillers, imo).  I say that it’s the one and only best scene because the movie, well, to put it nicely, sucked monkey balls.  Instead of watching an older and more complicated Ripley, we get, well, John Malkovich being John Malkovich.  More importantly, Malkovich’s character was definitely not a Tom Ripley at all.  Bad casting and bad story.  Other than that, it’s beautifully shot and both John and Ray acted well for the roles that were given to them.

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Big “Thank You” to Jim Lyons for sharing this on BofB Yahoo Group.

BeefyRedBear is such a handsome bear of a man, it’s not even funny.  I love how unassuming and polite he is while he strips for everyone and works out.  And those dimples of his are to die for.

Not that I want to encourage you to fast-forward the video, but right at the 4:40 mark, he just unconsciously rubs his left hand on his sexy right chest.  What else is there to say, but, “WOOF!”

The following is Charley Rossman’s starring role in a short film titled Magnificent Max (which I got from his official site).  It’s such a wonderful short film and I just had to “borrow” it from his webpage.

The film involves a big wrestling daddy bear who’s mostly shirtless and sweaty.  Wow, so what’s not to love?  But, most importantly, this is just a heartwarming tale that you just have to watch.

And here’s a couple of photos of the dashing Charley Rossman…

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Charley Rossman has been in many films where he normally plays bit parts.  He oftentimes gets the role of a security guard or a police officer.  In Superbad, we witness this burly daddy bear practically decapitating poor Jonah Hill with a broken bottle of Goldslick Vodka.

And in the upcoming film, Finding Amanda, he plays the role of a Security Guard.  But, this time, instead of being the arm of the law inside a Grocery Store, he’s now inside a Casino.  Finally.  A promotion!

You guys can check out his Official Website where you can find more photos and videos of this handsome daddy bear.

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Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E. was huge when I was in high school back in Hawai’i. These 6 Samoan behemoth brothers injected a dose of funk in their rap music that I enjoyed listening to.  To this day, New Funky Nation is my favorite album from theirs (I still have the cassette tape!).

In the special edition CD of West Koasta Nostra, it came with a bonus DVD that had the following music video titled “Bang On.”  It’s a big bear/musclebear’s wet dream come true as it’s basically a music video where most of these woofy Samoans are shirtless and just working out.  And, as a bonus, we also get to see the uber-woofy Mack 10!

And here’s a funny video of a couple of crazy Polynesian men imitating that video.  I give them a “LOLz” for lifting weights with seashells and pumping iron with wirecutters.

Hal Havins starred in two 80’s movies where he played a horny college student who then ended up as an unfortunate meal for even hornier demons…

Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama
(NSFW: Quick beaver shot)

Horny college frat boy with a crewcut

Night Of The Demons
(Warning: Very bloody and can induce epileptic seizures)

Horny college frat boy with a mullet

Here are some screenshots from “Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama” (one of my favorite titles ever)…

Shotputter, Reese Hoffa, has a blog at iVillage and you guys should check it out. The 2008 Summer Olympics at Beijing is close at hand and I’m definitely cheering on for Mr. Hoffa.

Reese’s iVillage webpage also has some wonderful photos like the following:

Reese’s birth and adoptive mothers

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I got an email from Mr. Phil Martin himself, and the first thing I thought: “Oh shit, another pissed off straight bear.”  To my pleasant surprise, he wasn’t mad at all. I then learned a few things about him that made my admiration towards him intensify a thousand fold.  If you’ve seen him in the World’s Strongest Man competitions, he’s a very funny guy and his personality is still the same: down-to-earth and just a plain ‘ol cuddly teddy bear.

I begged him for some photos and he shared the following for us.  Man, he’s seriously one sexy big bear…

By the way, Mr. Martin is a straight bear, so the podium is only open for his female fans.  -_^

So for every hate emails I get, emails like the ones I get from Mr. Martin truly encourage me to continue on with this blog.  Believe me, I’m still starry-eyed from knowing that THE Phil Martin wrote to me. WOW!

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