On Shirtless Saturday, we have Sedrick Ellis who is currently the Defensive Tackle for NFL’s New Orleans Saints. He’s a massive man who’s surprisingly agile for his weight and built. Here are some photos and a video of this husky beast from USC Pro Day in 2008.
Most of the photos are dupes, but people had actually adjusted them so that such fantastic images become even better…
Every Friday, I will provide a weekly wrap-up then post a screenshot/photo from a movie/tv and I would like for you guys and gals to guess who the actor is and where the shot is taken from… Just post your answers in the comments section. The answers will be posted the following Friday.
Who is the woofy daddy bear with that funky Commander uniform?
On Shirtless Saturday, we talked about BruteMythology in art form…
…and BruteMythology in real life.
On Goonday Moonday, we got to meet with massive Australian strongman and powerlifter, Warrick Brant.
If I was in heaven and got to pick a cloud, I’ll pick this Tag Cloud and die with even further happiness.
Late-Breaking News: A photo from the year 2000 of a shirtless bear with a beeper showed up.
Ernie Beath (aka YouTube’s PatrioticHighlander) showed up in videos where he was lifting weights while shirtless.
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As for the answers from last week’s TGIF:WWU…
David is correct for answering “Bruce M. Fischer” from the film, Escape From Alcatraz. He also mentioned that it was a “hot scene” and I am in completely agreement. The scene was meant to provoke fear and disgust for our straight brethren, but his character Wolf, I thought, was pretty polite about the whole prison rape thing (lol).
Anyway, it’s just a movie where where we get to see a big bear of a man gets nude, but instead of getting it on, he gets beat up on — the painful kind. Still, because of this very scene, I have had many fantasies when I was younger where I would be lathering up the big guy. He then would not rape me because all he wanted was to receive a proper bath… (I know, my fantasies are pretty lame.)
Thanks to good buddy, BigNHusky, we now know who that massive, massive powerlifting musclechub: PatrioticHighlander from YouTube (real name is Ernie Beath). In his YouTube page, he said that he’s in the process of writing a strength book. Wow. A powerlifter and a writer. Awesome combination.
Here are two videos where we get to see Mr. Ernie Beath doing lifts while shirtless. Unbelievably. Spectacular…
This is the video where someone got that awesome
screenshot I posted…
Got this photo sometime in 2000 and not sure who he is…
This is quite possibly my most uncreative post title ever. And with that, here’s a haiku in seven parts…
Big bear is shirtless
Beeper, beer, tattoos, and fur
Ejaculation
One-fourth of man’s head
Ruining this perfect pic
Can’t even get head
Shirtless, goateed bear
Staring at man’s one-fourth head
Says “No” to BJ
Arm with bear tattoos
A gecko crawls on his chest
Kneeling man, blue balls
Why can’t I get head
Snakeskin belt too tight, bear said
I kick his balls… missed!
Big bear removes belt
One-fourth head and blue balls smiles
Gets beat down instead
Beeper beeps and beeps
“Having fun with your blind date?”
Holymotherfu–
I’ve decided to add the “Tag Cloud” on this blog’s sidebar; and as somewhat of an experiment on my part, I wanted to see if some — if not, all — of my favorite tags would become popular. Here are the current results…
Shirtless, Big Bear, Chubby Bear, Musclebear, Armpits, Strongman, Football, mmm, mmm, mmm…
I’m very amazed to learn that those keywords and tags are the most popular and they also happen to be my “choice tags” as well. Whenever I scour the internet for bear-related information, those are the “special” keywords/topics I look for to see if I would investigate a particular website or blog.
The only media personalities that showed up were these four: the talented cute cub, Joey Oglesby, the classic chubby bear John Goodman, the daddy bear Ray Winstone, and the big bear Warren Sapp. I really love the fact how all four are so varied from each other.
And with that, this is a sampling of what most of you guys and gals like the most:
Shirtless big/chubby musclebears
Not sure who he is, but it’s definitely a spectacular photo…
I’ve seen him before in YouTube doing powerlifting stuff in what
looks like his basement; I’m also not completely sure if his nick is “Patriot”
I previously mentioned my love for these washed-out
’70s porn-looking photos; well, here’s a musclechub for ya…
In this late edition of Goonday Moonday, here are some promo photos from 2008′s Oz Strongman Nationals. Apparently, Hummer has donated their H3s to be part of the competition.
And here is the massive Australian strongman, Warrick Brant, displaying his brute strength…
You think that H3 is heavy? Check out this video… Wow!
Not sure if this is an old photo, but I love the ’70s porn look to it…
With that unknown artwork of a mythic brute in mind, here are some real life models of such massive men — shirtless, of course…
I have literally seen this massive brute everywhere;
but no clue as to who he is. I’m also not sure if he’s family…
Please send the 411 on him as I’d love to post about him.
No clue either as to who he is…
And, damn, as Paris Hilton would say, “That’s hot!”
Click here for the NSFW uncensored version.
If anybody knows who drew this fantastic photo, please let us know!
My great friend, Greg, from the Brotherhood Of Bears Yahoo Group once mentioned to me the term “Brute Mythology” and I can’t help but agree as to the varying subcategories the mythos of bears can be a part of. The above artwork is truly representative of the idea of a mythic brute. Compare this huscular behemoth to my bearded Zeus on this blog’s banner. The god Zeus appears to be pale in comparison to this goonish bulk of a man.
Every Friday, I will provide a weekly wrap-up then post a screenshot/photo from a movie/tv and I would like for you guys and gals to guess who the actor is and where the shot is taken from… Just post your answers in the comments section. The answers will be posted the following Friday.
The last time I did my Weekly Wrap-Up was exactly a month ago. I am officially back and should be posting on a regular basis. Some changes though: Two Woofy Tuesday is somewhat over for now, but I’ll continue on with Shirtless Saturday and Goonday Moonday.
Who is this gruff prison bear in the shower?
On Shirtless Saturday, Keith “The Bear” Ahsoon, Keala Watson, and other beefy UH Warriors showed up to have fun at a water park.
Garry Frank, my all-time favorite powerlifter, showed up for Goonday Moonday.
What appeared to be your typical powerlifting video later transformed into something that hasn’t been seen before: Naked Powerlifting with a big musclechub.
On the following Goonday Moonday, daddy bear Dan Lauria and chubby bear Michael Roberds showed up in Alien Trespass.
On the following Shirtless Saturday, Van Hatfield showed us what Sir Mix-A-Lot really meant by “Baby Got Back.”
Goonday Moonday passed by again, and this time, woofy French actor, Ludovic Berthillot, wowed us with his goonish good looks.
Ludovic Berthillot showed up again, this time, shirtless, in Goonday Moonday’s Shirtless Edition.
A cute redneck cubby bear entertained us with his endearingly sloppy date video.
Two Hawaiian musclebears and a black musclechub stripped down and took a shower together. Wowza!
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As for the answers from one month ago’s (lol) TGIF:WWU…
The cute teddy bear is Ted Demme, the director of Blow. He played Johnny Depp’s lawyer in the film.
There’s just something about his looks that is just completely appealing. He’s short, stocky, and just, well, as I’ve said before, a cute teddy bear…
Ted Demme is not with us anymore, and to me his legacy is The Ref – one of my all-time favorite holiday films.
The following are behind-the-scenes screenshots from Blow.
If you’re wondering where you can view that Depp and Demme kiss,
then wonder no more. YouTube has it.
Finally, here’s a great photo of Mr. Demme that I had scanned from Premiere Magazine back in the day…
This is a trailer for the ‘Ohina Short Film Showcase 2003 in Hawaii. And, more importantly, whoever picked the actors for this commercial deserves a gold star. The second musclebear is bodybuilder, Ernest Chang, and I have no clue who the other two are. My personal favorite is definitely the massively built black musclechub. The moment he showed up on the video, I actually silently spelled “Damn!” as “D-A-Y-U-M!” in my head.
The reason the post’s title had a random Pacino “Whoo-Ha!”
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