Dang.  Here I am trying to post some “stolen” shirtless Jerry Ferrara screenshots and I kept getting bothered by hateful comments about my sexually-explicit filled blog…  You know, I just might start getting all explicit from here on out.  Sorry, Jerry Ferrara, you are my first victim…

Holy crap, check out the rack on that chick!  She’s so hot!

I want to see that hot chick on the corner.  Stupid camera man, I don’t
want to see no fat dude!

I’m a straight man, dammit.  I don’t want to see no fat dude!

Freaking fat dude…

Sorry.  I’m just a bit ticked off right now and I had to punish Jerry Ferrara’s awesome shirtless photos.  Thank you Bobby for the heads up, and D.T. for these awesome screenshots!

Check out the bearmythology Flickr Photostream for my horrible-looking screenshots.  Anybody who can give me tips and/or a great site(s) to learn all about these newfangled ways to create great screenshots will be greatly appreciated.  Anyway, here’s my collage version to make up for my venting as well as the previous horrible “GET IN SHAPE!” collage.

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I have only seen Season 1 of HBO’s Entourage, and I know that there was a swimming pool scene with Jerry Ferrara in it.  Anyway, did a Google search for “shirtless Jerry Ferrara” and I hit the mini-progressive jackpot:

I got the photo from ifitandhealthy.com and wish that the photo was not desecrated by that obnoxious demand.  Anyway, does anybody know if this screenshot is from Entourage?  And, if so, what season and episode is it from?

Anyways, here is a compilation of Jerry Ferrara as Turtle…

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I went to that url and it redirected me to an adult video on demand website, specifically its Gay Bears section.  I’m guessing that the guy in the photo is not in any video at all.  I’m also guessing that I fell for their advertising trickery!  However, does anybody know who this woofy stud is?

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It’s been awhile since I’ve posted with a “BearPit” tag on a subject header.  Heck, I’ve just unloaded my BearBeat fetish, so why not go all out with my armpit fetish as well?  Here is the woofy Guy Fieri from a series of videos in Disney’s California Food & Wine Festival.  Much love and gratitude to winkedinkie’s YouTube Channel for sharing this almost two-hour-long Guy Fieri goodness.  It’s definitely worth the watch and you learn a lot of fun things about him.  And, most especially, he’s wearing his company tanktop (Knuckle Sandwich).  So what does that mean?  Well, bonus armpits shots, what else is there?  -_^

For more screenshots, please visit the bearmythology Flickr Photostream.

Watch the whole epic series in winkedinkie’s YouTube Page

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…because he is GORGEOUS.  Yeah, that’s right haters, Guy Fieri is one sexy bear of a man, and his sense of fashion both undermines and accentuates his magnificent handsomeness.  You can only be lucky to look half as beautiful as he does…

From Live United In Wine Country

I just had to get that out of my system as it was in response to the seemingly-universal “douche” comments about him in this TGIF commercial I uploaded a year ago.  It just amazes me how people will just call someone a “douche” based on someone’s appearances (holy crap, I guess someone should pinch me because looks like I have been stranded on an island since my birth).  But, enough of that, here are some more photos of the sexy Guy Fieri…

Original photo can be found here

By the way, ever since I started using Flickr, I’m falling in love with their features.  There’s one that I found accidentally and I urge you guys and gals to try:

The Flickr Hive Mind Search

To find those lovely photos of Mr. Fieri, I did the following:

Click on the following search results: Guy Fieri

Pretty cool, huh?  You have a better chance of finding more photos of your search by selecting “Text.”  Though you should also try the “Tags” as well just in case the Flickr user did not put any texts on his/her photo.  It’s a pretty cool search tool and not only did I get lost from my bear hunting, I also found a ginormous amount of amazing photographs.  Fantastic stuff…

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NFL Season is about to begin in August and Sundays will be heaven for us admirers of big and husky uniformed gladiators.  Can someone start the often-neglected offensive/defensive linemen fantasy draft already?  If there was such a thing, St. Louis Rams’ Richie Incognito will definitely be my number two pick for Center.  Who’s my number 1 Center you eagerly ask?  Oh, come on, it is no contest…

From ESPN Magazine

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Check out the bearmythology Flickr Photostream for more screenshots
RAWRR!

Thanks to Chubarama, I have never laughed so hard in my life while getting aroused by this handsome and self-proclaimed “real chub bear”: spokaneman25.  If only other straight big guys were this comfortable with themselves, the world would be a better place…

You just gotta love his YouTube descriptions and tags:

Fat chubby gay man large obese chub chaser

gay hairy bear cub chub chaser funfur mark Musclebear Beefy Hunk Muscle Gym Bodybuilding Beard shorts Schwu Bären Cockpit Bearforce Bearcelona Osos Orsi xxx xxl.tv
Category: Entertainment
Tags: gay  hairy  bear  cub  chub  chaser  funfur  mark  Musclebear  Beefy  Hunk  Muscle  Gym  Bodybuilding  Beard  shorts  Schwu  Bären  Cockpit  Bearforce  Bearcelona  Osos  Orsi  xxx  xxl.tv  fat  fetish  chubby  man  obese  belly  naked

Lol.  This guy knows the bear/chub culture, that’s for sure…  Love the “Bearcelona” and especially “Schwu Bären” as well.  GENIUS.

[Photography by Eric Nielson]

I have been hard at work to make this place as fun as possible.  However, for that to happen, I need you.  I can practically post all the time, but that is ultimately boring.  I need you.  I need your input, criticisms (both the positives and negatives), and camaraderie.  There’s too much hate out there and I am in desperate need to fill a void where we can openly talk about bearish men and their respective roles in whatever media form they might be involved in: from a YouTube video clip, film, sports, and so on.

This is why I am urging you to please join and partake in the BearMythology Message Board.  I will be posting good stuff in there that I won’t post in the blog at all.  How’s that for blackmail?  I have also finally set up my Flickr account (smashedbilly’s Flickr Photostream) and I will be using the images in there in conjunction with both my blog and message board posts.

[EDIT: I have properly renamed it to bearmythology Flickr Photostream]

So, please, I am begging you.  Please join the BearMythology Message Board.  I will do everything I can to make it worth your while.  And with that, I thank you for your time.

–Your rambling blogger, Will, signing out…

I’ve never heard of this movie before, but when D.T. pointed it out to me that Jon Favreau and Faizon Love got shirtless in it (and, apparently, if the trailer is any indication, Mr. Love shows his “junk”), I immediately marked my calender to watch this film on opening day.

You can check out more screenshots in my smashedbilly Flickr Page (been a member for a year and I just started uploading photos to it).

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I have reminisced a couple of times about a childhood crush of mine, Bud Spencer, in this blog.  Today, I will be talking about another big crush; he is a Filipino actor who typically played the role of a bad guy or — to keep up with the theme of Goonday Moonday — a goon.  His name is Bomber Moran and he made me realize just how wonderful the “chubby” physique was, how erotic it was when the chubby man role-played a villainous goon, and how even sexier if his big belly got punched (gut punch, specifically, and all in the name of role-playing, that is).

As a child in the Philippines, I would eagerly watch Bomber Moran in the theaters or rent his movies in Betamax.  And when Betamax was replaced by VHS, I continued to rent his movies as well in the ’90s.  But it was his ’80s and early ’90s films that made a tremendous impact on me.  He was oftentimes this huggable lug of a bad guy that you just can’t help but root for him.  But, then again, that was probably just me.  I remember my confusion for wanting to hug the big chubby Bomber while at the same time, I ached to see his beautiful belly (I guess you can call it my “shirtless” fetish) as well as hoping to see it get punched.  And not just once, but repeatedly.

Bad enough that I was ashamed about my gay feelings, but I was confused and also ashamed for wanting to see such a handsome man get beat up (you guys can read up on my BearBeat fetish as well).  But even as a child, I knew that I did not get “excited” when the beatdown was real.  It had to be role-played, such as on film/television or on the pro-wrestling ring.  Still, to this day, I am very much confused as to why I get aroused by it.  I would still search online for “gut punching” (as well as “ball busting”) and would get turned off by big guys really getting their bellies punched for real, to the point that their stunning body temples turned black and red and bruised.  Just not erotic at all, in my personal opinion.

(Make sure to click on those “bad guy” and “gut punch” links to check out my posts on bearish villains in movies and pro-wrestling.)

Bomber Moran was not a typical Filipino.  Most Filipinos are fairly slim and men like Mr. Moran would definitely just stand out for me.  As a child, most big men were foreigners, so whenever I would see someone that looked like Bomber in the Philippines, it would be both Christmas and Lent: I would get an awesome Christmas present but I could never open it.  I still remember wishing that I had a hidden camera so that I could take a photo of him then store the photos in my scrapbook.  Lol.  Years later, here I am, blogging about it.  It’s really pretty rad when I think about it.  Yes.  I said “rad.”

Check out the above blurry screenshot.  I mean, just look at it.  Since I’m assuming that you’re reading this and made it this far, then you know just how marvelous that image is.  We all communicate on the same level where we are just completely mesmerized and wowed by such a shot.  All of our senses are in complete harmony and disarray while our pupils dilate at something we wish could touch, smell, and even taste.

So, to me, that’s who Bomber Moran was.  He passed away in 2004 which makes me reflect on how human life is just a series of repetition which would then recycle again but in various forms via differing generations and idealogies.  That image of a Bomber Moran will reappear again somewhere.  And the very concept of someone admiring that Bomber Moran will also co-exist somewhere at another time.  And, of course, the simple-minded, hating bigots will also be there as well — always ready to criticize our immorality and downright “wrongness.”

Just to prove my point, compare his facial features with one of my
recent post: Patrick Gallagher

How’s that for a sudden change in discussion?  Yeah, I’ve been reflecting a lot about my life lately and I really wish that I could just stop with that and just enjoy life for what it is.  Unfortunately, I’m just an inactive philosopher… 

“Gosh darn it, Will.  Quit your yapping and just entertain the people with
my super hot photos and videos…”

Anyway, now on to the great stuff.  Here are three Bomber Moran video clips I have uploaded in YouTube:

In this video, Bomber is shirtless as he just got out of the shower.  He asks his help (Vic Sotto) to make him some milk.  As this was a slapstick comedy, Vic mixes up the liquid make-up with coffee cream.  Or something like that.  I don’t really know nor care.  ^_^  Anyway, so he drinks it and he ends up showing us his marvelous belly.

I have already posted the animated gif of this multiple gut punching scene at the top of this post.  Anyway, this is from the same film as above.  This time, one of the maids got the best of the Big Bomber as she unleashes a flurry of gut punches on Mr. Moran.  I just love the really fake and exaggerated gut punching sounds.

And, finally, this was a video that I’ve been hunting for everywhere.  Thank goodness that a fellow Filipino uploaded the whole movie for Kambal Na Kamao.  Unfortunately, he/she used a camcorder to video tape the TV, so it’s quite blurry…  Anyway, if you watched the original version, the gut punching scene was edited so badly that the “good stuff” was always getting interrupted.  Thanks to the robust power of Windows Movie Maker, I was able to stitch Bomber’s gut punching scene with no interruptions.  The result?  Wow.  Just wow.  Yes, I’m admiring my own work.  Lol.  Anyway, it’s just so awesome seeing Bomber get his judogi get slowly stripped away as we see his glorious, sweaty chubby body (yes, I can still see the sweat glisten through the VHS noises).  I love to see just how helpless he is as the boxer, Rolando Rohol, does great work with punching Bomber’s belly.

If you can, go ahead and watch the original video.  You’ll see how Bomber has the upper hand throughout the first part of the fight.  He did a great job selling his bad guy persona.  And then, finally, when the payoff finally hit, where he gets his just desserts, it ends up being all so orgasmic.  Maybe not to most, but definitely to certain folk just like myself.

Anyway, these are three other Bomber Moran films that I have been desperately searching for.  I’m posting it here for that little chance that someone actually knows, or even better, has one or all of these must-have Bomber Moran films…

Chinatown: Sa Kuko Ng Dragon - This was a “Bloodsport” clone and starred Ramon “Bong” Revilla, Jr. (who is a husky bear himself).  Bomber shows up in the first scene where he was the first “evil” fighter in the ring.  He is shirtless and wearing suspenders that supported a baggy-looking pants.  Both of his arms get tied up at one point and the good guy (not sure who it was), punches him repeatedly on the gut then on his family jewels.  There is this photo of Professor Toru Tanaka which resembles that scene I’m talking about…

Magbiro Ka Sa Lasing, Huwag Sa Bagong Gising – This was an ’80s comedy that starred Chiquito.  Bomber got shirtless in this scene and tries to make advances towards a “hot” lady.  The lady then stops his aggressive advances by tickling him.  Needless to say, that was pretty hot.  Anyway, later in the film, he gets gut punched repeatedly by Chiquito.

I.S.W.A.K. – I am not even sure as to what the exact title is.  It’s supposed to be a pun on S.W.A.T. teams.  So the title might be “S.W.A.K.”  Unfortunately, only the Tagalog-speaking folk would understand the joke by having the “I” before the rest of the acronyms.  Anyway, if there’s one video I would love to acquire from this list, this would be it.  He is always shirtless on all of his scenes and is only wearing shorts (I think it was jeans).  He plays the leader of a terrorist group and he would spend most of his time walking around and taunting the prisoners.  I remember how erotic it was to see him practically naked while the hot sun caused his body to glisten in sweat.  At one point, Redford White (the hero), finally captures Bomber Moran; and Bomber, for some reason, gets cornered on a big tree while Redford wraps a rope on poor shirtless Bomber.  Seriously, I really believe that the director or writer was exactly like me.  This movie was a full-blown chubby bear dream come true.

I’m hoping against hope that someone will one day upload those videos somewhere or even sell them.  I want many people to know or remember Bomber Moran.  Thank you for all of the entertainment, Bomber.  Thank you.