This is an old YouTube video but listening to this gorgeous big bear tell us a story of how he had gotten a scar on his forehead is just downright adorable. And, for some reason, in this specific video, he completely reminds me of a huskier Zach Galifianakis — everything from the pauses, the delivery, and his overall facial appearance.
You can check out more of his YouTube videos here: Soakedinale.
Remember Eric Stonestreet? This “chubalicious (so delicious)” chub (seriously, who writes this stuff?) is starring in a new television series called Modern Family. If you’re in America and have access to ABC, then please support this beautiful man by supporting this show. An even compelling reason is that it involves a gay couple and one happens to be a “chubalicious (so delicious)” (*groans*) chubby man! I love the show already.
A big thank you to Dave for pointing this out to us.
A longtime reader (as in since my old Yahoo Group days), sleepycub, emailed me then proceeded to give me a massive heart attack with this awesome scan from the September 9, 2009 issue of Muscle & Fitness magazine.
Please, oh, please, disobey every single one of the 50 rules!
Who knew that Muscle & Fitness also has a discerning eye for gorgeous chubby bears? What a beautiful collection of our big-bellied beauties. And if there’s one thing I’d like to add…
Please don’t melt the flab from your abs!!!!! 
I mean, those guys appear to be comfortable with their bodies and they’re HOT to boot. But, of course, losing weight is a personal choice and I’m just being a selfish person for wanting them to stay the way they are. But, in my defense:
JUST. LOOK. AT. THEM! *faints*
At BearMythology, it’s all about the simple and finer things. In this case, a little thing such as a “massage” ends up becoming more than just the act. So on this late Sunday edition, we have a smooth muscle man wearing only briefs while he’s being massaged by a very lucky lady.
Check out the boy watching the whole thing unfold. If I was that kid, I’d be completely entranced and not getting bored and yawning. 
Thank you to petrbrezna from YouTube for this three-part massage session series of videos…
PS: What happened to Part 4? There’s definitely a major body part that’s been unfortunately missed! I mean, how could you have missed it? -_^
Here’s a wonderful Shirtless Saturday treat…
It’s literally hot off the presses. AP from Real Thick Yahoo Group just shared an awesome video clip of German Strongman Tobias Ide.
He was also kind enough to post a series of screenshots from that short — but (as AP would say) HAWT — video.
And if you guys were members of that Yahoo group, you would have received the direct link to download that video.
You’re not a member, you say?
Ah, well, them’s the perks. -_^
But before I continue, I want you guys to know who AP is. He is the awesome illustrator/artist/connoisseur of big brutes, bears, and bulls. I’ve seen his work from back in the day and watched it blossom as he creates spectacular mythic imagery of such big men. Definitely check out his website as it’s integral Bear Education 101:
And back to the beefy and bulky Tobias Ide. Ah, of course, I googled him like mad and found the following shirtless photos (most of them are from his Official Site). This massive bull would literally pass for a beefier triplet for the Shane Twins.
That big brute you’re seeing is Serbia’s own, strongman Ervin Katona. Just like Travis Ortmayer, I also did not notice him before, but that photo above made my eyes dilate from seeing such pure, unadulterated handsomeness. So I did my own investigation on this beautiful behemoth…
Here’s a video of this massive guy (you see him for the first minute):
And here be even more photographic evidence of this man’s spectacular physique…
from demomile’s Flickr Photostream
I will be posting about the other guy too
While searching for Travis Ortmayer photos on the web, I’ve stumbled upon this photo and the accompanying article:
The original article is located here and the Google (semi-) translated version here:
Assist each penisami
It is not located in the head. American strongmani embrace najohydniejszych ways to defeat our champion Mariusz Pudzianowski (31 l.). One of them, Travis Ortmayer (27 l.), during the recent world championships, even took a Viagra, to keep balls thrown in his platform … penis.
For many, and so he did not help. Ortmayer, as did four other American wrestler, had to recognize the superiority of the Polish “Dominator”. Bullets are usually the last competition event. There are five, each heavier than the previous one, and the latter weighs 200 kg. Pudzianowski never have problems with their loading, but as you can see – you need some help, even in such embarrassing manner.
- Viagra is a very popular measure to take the tablets by a group of players. But the truth is that it … give nothing – tell us anonymously person closely connected with the environment strongmanow.
For Ortmayer it was not a “debut” a few times before trying a similar trick.
- But it must be further developed, because bullets still make him a lot of problems – mocking our informant.
It’s fascinating to see how people would say whatever it takes to prove that “The Other Side” is underhanded and “evil.” Competitive sports tend to bring the worst in people, especially from the fans. The above article is from an actual news website in Poland. I thought that it was some kind of “humor” site, but upon closer inspection, it wasn’t. However, in their defense, that photograph appears to be a scan from a tabloid. Either way, the butchered English translation say otherwise: they’re angry at the American strongmen for cheating which caused Mariusz Pudzianowski to lose.
But, Viagra? Oh, come on!
And let me dispel something. That image was cleverly manipulated. Not by Photoshop, but by deliberately concealing something. Check out this video (especially the first instance of it at the :15 second mark) and the following screenshot from it.
Basically, Mr. Ortmayer was using (legally) “Tacky” — which is a sticky pine resin that is allowed by the rules and should be applied to the forearms and chest (if the competitor is not wearing a shirt) [from WannaBeBig.com]. The Tacky from the stones would then stick to his shorts. However, our intrepid news reporters felt that it was actually Travis’ elongated member that helped him win the event.
Anyway, all that info just to segue for more screenshots of a shirtless Travis Ortmayer practicing with the Atlas Stones…
Lol, I know. I’m no different from those sneaky Polish news reporters… -_^
From demomile’s Flickr Photostream
Travis Ortmayer is an American Professional Strongman from Texas who has been nicknamed the “Texas Stoneman” due to his dominance and expertise in the Atlas Stone strength events [Wikipedia].
His massive physique reminds me of Britain’s Terry Hollands. I’ve seen him before but I paid closer attention this time out as he has gotten thicker and bulkier during the 2009 Arnold Strongman Classic.
I know, I know… ^_^
Here are some videos from that event:
I know, the screenshots are blurry, but hey, I did the best I could… Anyway, here are a couple of clear videos:
This is the longer version/different angle of the previous video:
What I want to know is: "Does he ever feel pain when lifting the Atlas Stones with his nipple rings on?"
Joell Ortiz is a Puerto Rican rapper who specializes in freestyle. I am not truly a big fan of freestyling, but I do respect the art of improvising hip hop lyrics. And, maybe I’m biased, but I have listened to a number of Joell Ortiz’s music and I can safely say that he is a master of his craft. Perhaps the eye candy of such a husky and stocky Latino is clouding my vision? Well, you guys decide for yourself. Here are a couple of music videos from Mr. Ortiz. (Check out his blog, which is written by other bloggers and Mr. Ortiz himself — just read the “Tags”… We’re using the same WordPress template. Word up.)
This one is my favorite. It’s titled, Good Times.
Memories
Here are some photos (courtesy of Natty Photography) from the making of Memories…
You’ll notice that Joell likes to wear a wifebeater a lot. Here is a NSFW interview of him just wearing a black tanktop. Gadzooks! This Brooklyn Bullgoon definitely has thick arms and a massive chest.
Currently, Joell Ortiz is part of a hip-hop supergroup called Slaughterhouse… Joell reminds me of Yankees pitcher, C.C. Sabathia, in this album cover.
This first song that they have released is very radio-friendly, in my opinion (even with the explicit lyrics). I expected their songs to be a bit more hardcore, but maybe this is that introduction song to draw audiences in. In fact, Joell’s lyrics are a bit “subdued,” for lack of a better word. Still, he knows how to flow with his rhymes and, as a bonus, he’s wearing a wifebeater on a couple of scenes…
What is it with rap and blood? Check out Spain’s Panzers’ album cover…
I’m stealing this from Chubarama because I freaking love it. It’s from a YouTuber called iMaykel and he performs a pretty creative lip singing version of A Static Lullaby‘s “Toxic.”
I don’t understand French but I could listen to this cutie speak French all day long. This guy oozes that geek look that I go crazy for and not to mention that he’s just extremely hot. He also somewhat reminds me of a hybrid between Tyler Labine and Stellan Skarsgård.
I then stole this comic strip he made from his blog:
Man, I’m like so in love it’s not even funny. ^_^
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